That’s it, I’m done with humans.
So my mom found a pair of my underwear in her bed and came up to me and said, “Is there something you’re not telling me?”
WHAT THE FUCK MAN, LIKE I WOULD HAVE SEX IN MY PARENTS’ BED. MHM, YEAH RIGHT.
-_____- and the fact that when my dad does the laundry our underwear always gets mixed up.